WE MAKE 'EM AT NIGHT Tee
It’s 0200. The house is clear, the job’s done, and the adrenaline hasn’t even worn off. That’s when the skillet comes out. Because while others are sleeping, we’re stacking bodies and sandwiches.
This shirt is for the squad that rolls deep — through doorways and deli slices. For the ones who clear rooms, then clear plates. Tactical on the entry, toasted on the exit. “We Make 'Em at Night” isn’t just a motto — it’s a lifestyle. Whether it's threats or grilled cheese, we handle it hot, fast, and with perfect form.
No crusts. No mercy.
Want a more savage, more patriotic, or even more absurd version? Let me know — I’ll dial it wherever you want.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s 0200. The house is clear, the job’s done, and the adrenaline hasn’t even worn off. That’s when the skillet comes out. Because while others are sleeping, we’re stacking bodies and sandwiches.
This shirt is for the squad that rolls deep — through doorways and deli slices. For the ones who clear rooms, then clear plates. Tactical on the entry, toasted on the exit. “We Make 'Em at Night” isn’t just a motto — it’s a lifestyle. Whether it's threats or grilled cheese, we handle it hot, fast, and with perfect form.
No crusts. No mercy.
Want a more savage, more patriotic, or even more absurd version? Let me know — I’ll dial it wherever you want.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
