Apparel · Made To Order · Athletic Style Fit
Chaos With A Grin.
The Melted Smiley Tee is a twisted take on the classic smiley — streetwear style meets tactical subculture attitude. Because freedom isn't always pretty, but it sure looks good.
The Smiley, Melted Down
The white & black Melted Smiley design drips across a black heather tee that's breathable, pre-shrunk, and ready to take a beating — whether you're busting your ass in the gym or kicking back with a cold one. Easy to wash, no box cut, no fluff, no BS. Just a well-designed tee that feels good and fits even better.
Athletic Style Fit
Cut for a sharp look without the box-cut bagginess. Check the size guide below for exact measurements.
No-Sag Collar
A collar built to hold its shape wash after wash. No droop, no stretch-out.
Soft Cotton-Poly Blend
Breathable, pre-shrunk, and machine wash/dry ready. Built for gym sessions and lazy Sundays alike.
Printed In The USA
Made to order, printed and shipped from the USA. No bulk overproduction, no warehouse leftovers.
The Details
MATERIAL
Soft Cotton/Poly Blend
PRODUCTION
Made To Order · USA
Made to order — printed when you place your order, so please allow extra production time before it ships.
Size Guide
| Size |
Length (in) |
Width (in) |
Chest (in) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31–34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34–37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38–41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42–45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46–49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50–53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54–57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58–61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62–65 |
Common Questions
What's the design?
A white & black melted smiley — the classic grin, dripping into something a little more unhinged. Streetwear meets tactical subculture, in true Brass Kisses fashion.
How does the fit run?
An athletic-style cut — no boxy bagginess. Check the size guide above for exact length, width, and chest measurements from XS to 5XL; if you're between sizes or prefer a looser hang, size up one.
Why does it take longer to ship?
Every tee is made especially for you as soon as you place your order. Producing on demand instead of in bulk means no overproduction and no waste — it just adds a few days before it hits the mail.
What's it made of?
A soft, breathable cotton/poly blend in black heather — pre-shrunk and machine wash/dry ready, with a no-sag collar built to hold its shape.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash and dry ready. For best results, wash inside out with like colors and avoid ironing directly over the print.
— Brass Kisses —
Veteran-owned. Utah-built. Loud on purpose.
We're disrupting an industry that's been recycling the same boring brown boxes since 1952 — and we look good doing it. Rep the brand that refuses to take itself too seriously.
Kiss My Brass.
This tee is made to order and held to the same standard as everything we put our name on. If your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, email us at info@brasskisses.com and we'll make it right. Because each tee is printed on demand just for you, please double-check your size against the size guide before ordering — see our Terms, Conditions, Shipping & Returns page for full details.
