Apparel · Made To Order · Premium Mid-Weight
Chaos With A Grin. Now With A Hood.
The Melted Smiley Hoodie is a twisted take on the classic smiley — streetwear style meets tactical subculture attitude, on a premium mid-weight hoodie built for cold range mornings and everything after.
The Smiley, Melted Down
The black & white Melted Smiley design on a premium mid-weight black hoodie — breathable, pre-shrunk, and ready to take a beating, whether you're busting your ass in the gym or kicking back with a cold one. An exclusive Brass Kisses design printed in-house for comfort without compromise. No fluff, no BS — just a well-built hoodie that feels good and fits even better.
Exclusive BK Design
The twisted white-and-black melted smiley — a custom Brass Kisses design you won't find on the rack.
Premium Mid-Weight Build
Substantial enough for cold mornings, breathable enough to wear all day. Not a paper-thin gas-station hoodie.
Soft Cotton-Poly Blend
Pre-shrunk and machine wash/dry ready. Easy to live in, easy to care for.
Printed In The USA
Made to order, printed and shipped from the USA. No bulk overproduction, no warehouse leftovers.
The Details
MATERIAL
Soft Cotton/Poly Blend
WEIGHT CLASS
Premium Mid-Weight
FIT
Athletic Style · Unisex
PRODUCTION
Made To Order · USA
Made to order — printed when you place your order, so please allow extra production time before it ships.
Size Guide
| Size |
Length (in) |
Chest (in) |
| S |
27 |
38–41 |
| M |
28 |
42–45 |
| L |
29 |
46–49 |
| XL |
30 |
50–53 |
| 2XL |
31 |
54–57 |
| 3XL |
32 |
58–62 |
Common Questions
What's the design?
A black & white melted smiley — the classic grin, dripping into something a little more unhinged. Streetwear meets tactical subculture, in true Brass Kisses fashion. Same artwork family as our Melted Smiley Tee.
How does the fit run?
An athletic-style unisex cut — check the size guide above for exact length and chest measurements from S to 3XL. If you like layering underneath or a roomier hang, size up one.
Why does it take longer to ship?
Every hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place your order. Producing on demand instead of in bulk means no overproduction and no waste — it just adds a few days before it hits the mail.
What's it made of?
A soft, breathable cotton/poly blend at a premium mid-weight — pre-shrunk and machine wash/dry ready. Warm enough for cold range mornings, comfortable enough for the couch.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash and dry ready. For best results, wash inside out with like colors and avoid ironing directly over the print.
— Brass Kisses —
Veteran-owned. Utah-built. Loud on purpose.
We're disrupting an industry that's been recycling the same boring brown boxes since 1952 — and we look good doing it. Rep the brand that refuses to take itself too seriously.
Kiss My Brass.
This hoodie is made to order and held to the same standard as everything we put our name on. If your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, email us at info@brasskisses.com and we'll make it right. Because each hoodie is printed on demand just for you, please double-check your size against the size guide before ordering — see our Terms, Conditions, Shipping & Returns page for full details.
